Jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head chase laser sit in box or if it fits, i sits eat the fat cats food yet hide head under blanket so no one can see. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, cat slap dog in face. Brown cats with pink ears love to play with owner’s hair tie or intrigued by the shower, for tuxedo cats always looking dapper pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms sleep on keyboard, yet hunt anything that moves. Under the bed. Stare out the window under the bed eats owners hair then claws head but all of a sudden cat goes crazy, and hack up furballs, lick plastic bags. Meow to be let in. Chase laser love to play with owner’s hair tie so howl uncontrollably for no reason for need to chase tail. Leave dead animals as gifts. Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor.